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Arctic Explorer 1.20.2

1.20.2, Ancestry, Arctic, Blonde hair, blue eyes, ethnicity, European, Explorer, fair skin, heritage, Nordic, Nordic appearance, Nordic background, Nordic characteristics, Nordic descent, Nordic ethnicity, Nordic features, Nordic genetics, Nordic heritage, Nordic identity, Nordic roots, Nordic traits, Scandinavian

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	315041
Crops Grown:	9216	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you wanna feel like a majestic Nordic warrior riding a polar bear into battle!

We’ve got snow-covered mountains taller than your mom’s high heels and forests so dense you’ll get lost faster than a chicken in a tornado.

Build your own Viking longhouse and raid villages with your friends for epic loot and glory!

Don’t be a potato, join now and unleash your inner Norse god!

GF Flower Emporium Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, apple pay, Boyfriend, boyfriend troubles, chilis, Communication, Emporium, flower, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Gesture, gift, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, payment, Random act of kindness, relationship, Server, Valentines

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	101	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Come join our Minecraft server where the only flowers you’ll be giving are virtual ones! No more misunderstandings over gift-giving, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, we accept payment in diamonds, not just Apple Pay. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

BlockyBanterHR

assertive communication, BlockyBanterHR, corporate office, culture of disrespect, data analysis, emotional intelligence, gender bias, gender equality, gender stereotypes, HR complaint, patronizing comments, process improvement, professional development, professional presentation, subtle undermining, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace discrimination, workplace dynamics, workplace respect

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ores Mined:	6219	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with patronizing colleagues in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and craft without anyone questioning your passion or dedication!

Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!

And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!

LeftTurnsOnly Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline, APPEAL, cars, Competition, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, left turns, LeftTurnsOnly, Minecraft, motor sports, Nascar, NASCAR culture, oval tracks, Racing, skill, smp, SPEED, Sportsmanship, strategy, Thrill, track

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	8324
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is LIT AF! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take down epic bosses, and just have a blast mining and crafting all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Weak4FoodMC

comfort eating, comfort food, cravings, favorite comfort food, favorite cravings, favorite dishes, favorite indulgence, food addiction, food cravings, food indulgence, food obsession, food temptation, food weakness, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure food, indulgence, irresistible dishes, irresistible food, temptation, Weak4FoodMC, Weakness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Crops Grown:	8626

Are you a Minecraft player with a weakness for virtual food? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server offers the most delicious virtual food you’ve ever seen. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all. Join our server and satisfy your cravings like never before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.

CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, Conflict, CraftyDans, Defense, defense budget, defense fund, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Europe, european defense, fund, geopolitical risks, global tensions, international relations, Military, military alliances, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6959
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land!

UkraineCraft: Trudeau Approved!

APPROVED, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic inclusion, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solutions, exclusion, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, trudeau, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, world leaders

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Star Shards Collected:	294	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha. not to mention, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.

World Savers United

american culture, AMERICANS, Cinema, creativity, Diversity, Entertainment, film industry, Global Issues, global responsibility, Hollywood, international relations, movies, nationalism, patriotism, perspective, representation, Savers, Saving the World, societal impact, Stereotypes, storytelling, United, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ores Mined:	3305
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.

and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.

also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.

so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Glacier Shrinkage Madness

Central Europe, climate change, climate crisis, data analysis, environmental impact, environmental research, extreme weather, glacier, glacier retreat, glaciers, glaciology, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, long term trends, madness, melting ice, MIDDLE EAST, new zealand, research, scientific findings, SHRINKAGE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	264891
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the glaciers are melting faster than you can say “diamonds are forever!” We got glaciers shrinking faster than your ex’s interest in you, fam.

In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.

Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!

NitWits

#youtube, Adventure, collaboration, Community Builds, Discord, Discord link, Dungeons, Europe, Events, microphone, Minecraft, multiplayer, NitWits, proximity chat, QOL upgrades, SEASON 2, Seed, smp, Structures, Trailer, US

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	341

Nitwits Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
– Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update
– Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay.
– Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn.
– Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration.
– Microphone usage strongly encouraged.
– Custom dungeons and structures to explore.
– Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels.
– Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards.

Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.

New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb

Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here

Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above.
How can I join the server?	Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community.
Is microphone usage mandatory?	While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction.
Are there custom dungeons and structures?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, long tail tags: VShojo+, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo channels, VShojo members, VShojo Twitch, VShojo Twitter, VShojo YouTube, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchantments Applied:	109
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all those vtubers who are like, totally associated with them. Like, Kuro is playing Skyrim LIVE and Nagi is just yapping away. It’s lit, fam. Keep it comfy, you know?

Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!

CraftyRoomieDinnerTime

aita, Cooking, CraftyRoomieDinnerTime, Dinner, making dinner, overthinking, polite gesture, ramen noodles, roommate’s acquaintance, roommate’s companion, roommate’s friend, roommate’s guest, roommate’s loved one, roommate’s man, roommate’s mate, roommate’s partner, roommate’s significant other, roommate’s visitor, roommates boyfriend, sharing food

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get in trouble for making ramen for your roommate’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!

Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family dynamics, Family Planning, financial considerations, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, life goals, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKiddos4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationships, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

MineCraftyBanter

Communication, Debating, debating online, Decision making, digital communication, ENGAGEMENT, Interaction, internet, MineCraftyBanter, online behavior, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, post, response, social media, social-networking, Writing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ores Mined:	5380
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

FrenchFusionMCServer

22 minutes, achievement, Breakthrough, clean energy, european union, EXPERIMENTAL, France, FrenchFusionMCServer, fusion reactor, innovation, ITER project, milestone, nuclear energy, nuclear fusion, power generation, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, sustainable energy, Technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ores Mined:	2896	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!