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StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Animals Bred:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	7319	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4092	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	118
Dragon Eggs Found:	4883	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	186	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1149
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crops Grown:	5598
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crops Grown:	8501	Enchantments Applied:	235
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Emeralds Found:	6438
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4204
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Void Gems Collected:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	1254	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1