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Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…
Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.
Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!
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Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around! -
Serious ly Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.
So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!
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Debate Among Men Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!