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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7979 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!