| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2898 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7046 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
A PRISON SERVER
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9270 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1761 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6598 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8279 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7515 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3340 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 272 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5300 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7809 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1231 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4082 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7447 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1015 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5350 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 272 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8396 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3886 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5550 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 442 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 | Emeralds Found: | 260 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4913 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4757 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 117 | New Chunks Explored: | 423763 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9032 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
