| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5958 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
A PRISON SERVER
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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9250 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.
We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.
So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3020 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!
Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6394 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3938 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1257 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9665 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 214 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.
You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.
And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.
So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.
But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.
So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7075 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 999123 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8815 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!
come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?
don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9483 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6101 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2262 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3411 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Votes: | 6428 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9211 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3829 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 601 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.
Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.
So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9375 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6179 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7923 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.
Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2586 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.
But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.
