Janitor’s Not-So-Secret Hideout SMP: A Vanilla World of Roleplay and Whitelisted Shenanigans

Adventure, Brewery, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fun, HIDEOUT, Janitors, Lore, Minecraft, nation, NotSoSecret, Plugins, Roleplay, Sethome, Shenanigans, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!
While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!
Discord Info:
Joining our Discord is required. You have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules to filter out any bad folks and goons. Joining the discord is also nice for community interaction, organizing lore and events, and accessing all info and people.
Our Plugins:
Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others!

FAQ

1. Do I need to have experience with roleplaying to join?

No, all levels of experience are welcome! We encourage everyone to try their hand at roleplaying and worldbuilding.

2. How do I join events and participate in the server’s lore?

Events and lore participation are usually announced on our Discord server. Make sure to join and stay updated on the latest news and activities.

3. Are there specific rules for building structures in the server?

While we don’t follow a strict build theme, we do have guidelines for respectful and appropriate builds. Make sure to review the rules before constructing any structures.

4. Can I create my own nation or culture in the server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to create their own cultures, nations, and stories. This adds depth and diversity to the server’s world.

5. How can I suggest new events or ideas for the server?

You can pitch your ideas on the Discord server or reach out to the server moderators/admins. We welcome creative input from our community.

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Farms Harvested:	795

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Votes:	6239
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	254	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	615	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	217

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.