Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where the mop is mightier than the sword!

Brewery, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, era, Events, genre, Impact, Janitors, Lore, Mightier, mop, nation, Plugins, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Story, Style, sword, Unique, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Worldbuilding/Roleplay based SMP
Build Theme	None, encourages unique builds and story-building
Events	Varied events, both lore-related and ingame fun
Discord	Join Discord
Plugins	Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Do I have to follow a specific build theme on the server?

No, we encourage unique builds of any era, genre, or style.

Are there rules regarding player-created cultures and religions?

While it’s great to create your own, there are also existing groups you can join.

Do I need to join the Discord server?

Yes, joining the Discord is required. It’s also a great place to interact with the community and get server information.

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crops Grown:	5422
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ores Mined:	7050
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4788
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7546	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3274	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	114	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	168	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	511	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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