Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just the beginning…and a whitelist is required!

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The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players. In addition, a quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any undesirable individuals.
Can players create their own cultures and nations?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories within the server.
What types of events are held on the server?	Events range from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VeganVibesCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take dietary preferences to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating a world where the only food available is vegan-friendly.

Our server is perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and even carnivores who want to challenge themselves to eat only plant-based foods. We have special challenges where you must survive on a diet of fried tofu and veggies only – can you handle the tofu-tastic adventure?

But beware, we have a strict rule – no animal products allowed! Just like the strict vegan SIL in the story above, we expect all players to respect the vegan way of life. If you dare to sneak a bite of chicken or eggs, be prepared for the wrath of our vegan overlords!

So come join us on our vegan Minecraft server, where the only thing more outrageous than our dietary restrictions are the insane stories you’ll create along the way!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9927	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ScamCraft: The New Normal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous scams that are so normalized, you won’t even realize you’re being scammed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being duped in the most creative ways possible. From fake diamond giveaways to invisible lava traps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to participate in our exclusive “Find the Non-existent End Portal” event, where players will search endlessly for a portal that doesn’t actually exist. It’s the ultimate test of your patience and gullibility!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the madness of being scammed in the most hilarious ways possible. Remember, it’s not a scam if you’re having fun…right?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

airspace, ALERT, Circles, Conflict, Country, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, interception, international relations, Japan, Military, Minecraft, response, russian aircraft, scrambles jets, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, SushiCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action that even japan is scrambling jets! russian aircraft circling around like they’re lost in a maze but don’t worry, we got you covered with our crazy adventures and non-stop fun. join now before the jets come for you too!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyUkrainePeace

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainePeace, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, international community, international relations, Négotiation, outside intervention, peace agreements, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political stability, SOVEREIGNTY, Sullivan, territorial integrity, Ukraine, US

LOL ukraine be like “no peace plan for me, thanks!” but we say JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER for ultimate peace and chaos! our server is like a wild west saloon mixed with a unicorn disco party. we got dragons flying around and pigs riding on chickens, it’s a real hootenanny! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever had in your blocky life! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy! BOOM!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Midnight Apocalypse 1.20.1: When the creepers come out to play!

1.20.1, Adventuring, Apocalypse, challenge, Classes, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dimensions, Dungeons, Leveling, looter, midnight, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Play, Questing, Quests, Races, Raids, Rockets, Scrolls, Spells, Survival, Teleporting

Server Name	Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1
Server IP	51.222.102.67:25578
Server Location	North America
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/WZbM3dsVne
Modpack Link	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/midnight-apocalypse-forge-1-20-1
GitHub	https://github.com/untubs/Midnight-Reborn

Overview:

Experience the ultimate Minecraft survival challenge with the Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1 modpack, featuring new dimensions, classes, quests, and more!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided: 51.222.102.67:25578

Q: What new dimensions can I explore?

A: The modpack includes dimensions like The End, The Nether, Whole Star System, Aether, and more.

Q: Can I choose a class and race for my character?

A: Yes, you can select from various classes and races, each with unique abilities and effects.

Q: What is the Reputation System?

A: The Reputation System allows you to gain or lose reputation points based on your actions, influencing how NPCs interact with you.

Q: How does the Corpse Management system work?

A: When you die, your body remains in the world for you to recover your items and experience, but other players can loot it. If not recovered in time, your body decays, losing everything.

Q: What can I do in the Lobby?

A: The Lobby is a safe area where you can interact with NPCs, trade, find secrets, and prepare for adventures through warp plate portals.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Crops Grown:	1969	Void Gems Collected:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

Absurdity, best, current events, drumpf, election, funny, Government, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Minecraft, mockery, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social commentary, trump, united states

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	9105	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Smut Minecraft SMP Scribbler

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Looking for some spicy drama and romance in your virtual life? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to find your very own e-boyfriend or e-girlfriend who will meet you in person and write the steamiest dirty talk and smut you’ve ever seen. Our server is filled with femanons and anons alike, all looking for love and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. From secret affairs to epic betrayals, you never know what drama will unfold next. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected of places.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyBallScratcher

ah, anxiety, autism, ball scratcher, confrontation skills, CraftyBallScratcher, dice, dnd, female player, geek shop, GRABBING, Junk, scratching, social cues, spectrum, UNCOMFORTABLE, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward encounters with dice-scratching players and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us and leave behind the discomfort of sitting next to someone who can’t read social cues and spends hours pulling and scratching at their junk while you try to focus on the game.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing dice with questionable players or feeling uncomfortable during gameplay. Instead, you can team up with fellow gamers who know how to keep their hands to themselves and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on over to our server and leave the awkwardness behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our players – just make sure it’s not the kind that needs to be kept in their pants! Join now for a wild ride of hilarious encounters and unforgettable moments.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CuttingTiesMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, cutting ties, CuttingTiesMC, emotional health, forgiveness, healing, Healing Process, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, self love, Self Respect, self-care, smp, toxic relationships, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the drama and cut out all the negativity from your gaming experience!

Join us and experience a world where griefers are turned into adorable bunnies, trolls are transformed into friendly villagers, and hackers are banished to a realm of endless creepers. Our server is like a virtual therapy session where you can let go of all the stress and just focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with like-minded players.

So, if you’re ready to say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of fun-loving adventurers, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the healing begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBusterCraft

accomplishment, BlockBusterCraft, Dedication, determination, goal achieved, growth mindset., hard work, inner strength, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, Proud, reaching milestones, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, self-discipline, success

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the time I built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks on this epic Minecraft server. It was so tall, I swear I could see the moon from the top! And don’t even get me started on the time I tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. It was epic, I tell you!

But enough about me, you should totally join this Minecraft server because we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to pull pranks and have dance parties in the virtual town square. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GeneCraft: Trait Quests & Meta Fun

behavioral genetics, behavioral traits, data analysis, discoveries, Fun, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic influences, Genetic Loci, genetic research, genetic variation, genetics, Human Behavior, Links, Meta, meta analysis, nature vs nurture, Personality, Personality development, personality traits, psychological traits, Quests, research, trait, Traits

yo, join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got genes shaping personality traits up in here! like, we discovered over 200 genetic loci across five personality traits, fam. so if you wanna be the most lit player on the server, you gotta join us and unlock your true genetic potential. who needs diamonds when you got personality traits, amirite? come thru and let your genes guide you to victory, bruh. #geneticallyblessed #personalitypowerhouse #minecraftmadness

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

What is the IP for IBella Minecraft Server?

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Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

skyopal

Adventure, Beginner, Community, Economy, Events, Friends, Fun, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Seasoned, Shop, Skills, Skyblock, strategies, Structures, Survival, Trade, wealth

Welcome to Sky Opal Survival!

Sky Opal Survival is a unique server that offers players the opportunity to enjoy both an exciting skyblock experience and the classic survival world. Our server encourages a style of play that is focused on endurance, creativity, and community. Whether you’re trying to get to the top on your island or surviving by gathering resources in the vast world, Sky Opal Survival has something for everyone!

Our server has a unique game economy. Discover different ways to collect resources, trade, and accumulate wealth. The shop system, which offers especially rich content, offers players a wide range of items. Build new structures on your island or in the vast world, cooperate with your friends to build a strong community, and overcome difficulties.

Sky Opal Survival provides an environment that appeals to players of all levels. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned survivalist, here you can showcase your skills, develop new strategies, and be part of a fun community. Are you ready to step into a world full of events, quests, and special rewards?

Come on, join Sky Opal Survival and start your own survival adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty D2G Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the Dota 2 International Finals! That’s right, you can watch the action live while building your own virtual world. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and Dota 2 combined?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with magical powers that will turn you into a pro gamer in no time. Say goodbye to noob status and hello to victory! Plus, we have a bug tracker that will make you feel like a real-life game developer. You can report bugs, fix glitches, and become the hero of the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

/BIG TITS GENERAL/ – /Minecraft SMP/

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we encourage you to post big tits of all kinds! Why? Because we believe in celebrating the diversity of Minecraft characters and their assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated cleavage and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.