Janitor’s Closet SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Elysian Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai art, AI creativity, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Images, computer vision, Creative Tools, creativity, dall e, deep learning, digital art, digital design, Elysian, Image Creation, Image Generation, image manipulation, image search, Isles, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, visual art

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	133	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Animals Bred:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest, most mind-bending creations you’ve ever seen in your life. We’re talking builds that will make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

And get this – our community is filled with the most hilarious, off-the-wall players you’ll ever meet. Get ready for non-stop laughs and shenanigans as you explore this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning everything you know about reality. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Space Pants Adventures

accident, Adventures, awkward, bodily function, EMBARRASSING, Friends, funny, humor, Laughter, Memory, memory recall, mishap, mistake, Oops, pants, pooped, relatable, shame, Space, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground taco party! Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out, come join the madness now! When I did it, I thought about you guys. Let’s goooooo! 🌟🐲🌮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheFun

HateCraftHideout

against the grain, ANNOYING, contrary, despise, detest, dislike, dissenting, HateCraftHideout, hyped up, loathed, Mainstream, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my thing, Overrated, pet peeve, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6905
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always dancing, and the zombies have impeccable manners. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building upside down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate treasure?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT-wielding chickens). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

activism, blockbuster, Community, crime, discrimination, international relations, Justice, Military, Minecraft, okinawa, Peace, protest, Rally, Safety, Server, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, U.S. servicemen, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4301	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off sexual assaults by creepers and zombies, just like the okinawans fighting off u.s. servicemen! our community is strong and we protect each other like diamond armor, so come join us and be a hero in the virtual world! plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs, so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

Advanced weaponry, Asia-Pacific security, Beijing, Chinese threat, defense systems, east asia, geopolitical tensions, hypersonic, hypersonic missiles, military advancements, military strategy, military technology, missile capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national defense, regional conflict, taiwan, Taiwan defense, Taiwan news, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Star Shards Collected:	95	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4970	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

acceptable discipline, American parents, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, conflicting views, Cultural differences, disciplinary actions, discipline methods, family dynamics, hitting children, hitting pets, Parental, parental attitudes, parenting beliefs, pet behavior, pet discipline, pet ownership, physical punishment, research findings, SpankCraft, spanking, Struggles

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

Please hop on our server! [anarchy]

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Conflicts, Dynamic world, Events, evolve, Exploration, growth, Hop, Immersive, Lore, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	176	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	StripesSMP.minehut.gg
Description	Welcome to our brand-new public Minecraft server, designed to bring an exciting mix of survival, community building, and epic conflicts!
Starting Biome	Jungle/Grasslands
Current Players	3 active players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “StripesSMP.minehut.gg” in the Minecraft multiplayer server list and join.

Q: What can I expect when I first join the server?

A: You will spawn in a jungle/grasslands biome near a small village that can serve as a base of operations.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a team?

A: You can play solo or join a team. The choice is yours!

Q: Are there plans to add more features to the server in the future?

A: Yes, as the server grows, we plan to introduce more features, events, and lore to enhance the player experience.

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Afterlife, bread and circuses, Christianity, coping with reality, divine hiddenness, ETERNAL, European domination, existential angst, existentialism, gender dynamics, God is dead, hedonism, material goods, Medieval Times, nihilism, philosophy, Political, Problem of evil, Realms, Science, Void, white privilege, will to power

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Yo, listen up homies! Are you tired of feeling like the world is going to sh*t and there’s no hope left for us white dudes? Are you sick of God being dead and science taking over everything? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness where you can escape from the harsh realities of life and just have a good time building and exploring. Forget about all that existential angst and join us for some epic adventures in a world where anything is possible. Who needs bread and circuses when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? So, why not take a break from it all and join our server today? Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6949	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Votes:	6394

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!