Jamie Haines SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	2109
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ores Mined:	7103	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3740	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Star Shards Collected:	179	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mines Excavated:	2939	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	8