Jamie Haines SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4140	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3602	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Divine Spears Created:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Items Found:	6401
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	157
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Votes:	9285
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	94/200	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5