JameSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7819
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	387	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension Hops:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	65687	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	850
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Potions Brewed:	44	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6542
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	315834	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1169	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	576942	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5