Jade Haven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Votes:	1172
Buildings Constructed:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9606	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5838

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	299	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6356
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	244
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4141
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9239
Potions Brewed:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	99	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Villages Defended:	13
Potions Brewed:	96	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Falling into the Void:	3