JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	550	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	1583
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9215	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	1923
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	233783
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Void Gems Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	599	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	2977	Void Armor Forged:	19

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchantments Applied:	224

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!