| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3131 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3442 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5202 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!
join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6986 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9507 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9472 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8071 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.
We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.
So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4152 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4819 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 360 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4601 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1958 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3379 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 64 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2526 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 101 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7009 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4367 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3225 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1513 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3104 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9247 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 223 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9778 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 3459 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 600 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2892 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6468 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
