Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Void Armor Forged: 16 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Runes Activated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Love Letters Sent: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Based Natsoc Americans United Minecraft SMP

    Based Natsoc Americans United Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes, including planning a coup on a small European nation!

    Picture this: a group of based natsoc Americans teaming up, getting their hands on a plane with weapons, and taking over a tiny European country. Why Belgium, you ask? Because why not! With weak police and no one paying attention, it’s the perfect opportunity for some chaotic fun.

    And if Belgium isn’t enough for you, we also have our eyes on Luxembourg. Who knows, maybe we’ll conquer the whole continent one tiny nation at a time! So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyGossipGuardian

    CraftyGossipGuardian
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing personal stories without permission is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that respects your privacy (unlike Logan).

    Imagine a world where your secrets are safe, and the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Our server is the perfect escape from real life gossip and awkward encounters. So come on in and let’s build a world where personal boundaries are always respected.

    Don’t be like Logan, be a legend on our server! Join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest filled with stories that are meant to be shared. 😉

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Redstone Diplomacy

    Redstone Diplomacy
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixelated Data Fun

    Pixelated Data Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS DAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR VILLAGERS SELL UNICORNS AS PETS.

    ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET PORTAL THAT LEAD TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GAVE OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR. AND ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TURNED INTO A MERMAID AND STARTED SWIMMING IN THE LAVA OCEAN.

    SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9945 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchantments Applied: 198
    Animals Bred: 43 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

    Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

    Welcome to TerraCraft!

    Server Owners 1aiden2 and IAmSpade
    Latest Update 1.18.2
    World Border 60 million blocks

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

    The server features a unique world generation system using terralith and tectonic after the first 10,000 blocks.

    The server has never been wiped and plans to stay that way for a long-term experience.

    Quality of Life Plugins

    • Infinite Villager Trading
    • Carpet
    • MaxEnchantX
    • ViaFabric
    • Invisible item frames
    • 1024 block build height limit
    • Better armor stands
    • Proximity voice chat

    Key Features

    • Server open 24/7
    • One extra afk account allowed per player for farms
    • Mods like litematica allowed for builds

    Server Rules

    1. No griefing
    2. No stealing
    3. No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
    4. No intentional lag machines
    5. No derogatory terms in chat
    6. Contact owners for concerns
    7. Legitimate afk accounts only

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join with any Minecraft version? Yes, you can join with any version.
    Do you plan on wiping the server? No, the server has never been wiped and will not be wiped.
    What happens if I break the rules? Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server. Contact the owners for clarification.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Work and Experience Minecraft Server

    Work and Experience Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Zombie Dances: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

    Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    New Chunks Explored: 428494 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WindowPeekWars

    WindowPeekWars
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

    Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

    Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 141 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PoopBaggersMC SMP

    PoopBaggersMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

    But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 300

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SufferCraft: Build Character!

    SufferCraft: Build Character!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

    DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

    Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4
    Server IP mcevolution.org
    Java Version 1.20.4

    What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

    We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

    What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

    Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

    💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

    🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

    🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

    Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    FAQ

    How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

    Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

    What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

    Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

    What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

    Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

    How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

    Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

    So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

    Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Falling into the Void: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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