Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

biggest risk, boldness, calculated risk, chance, consequences, courage, Decision making, Failure, gamble, high stakes, leap of faith, Mineventure, outcome, Payoff, REWARD, risk assessment, risk management, Risk-taking, RiskCraft, success, uncertainty, yolo

Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crops Grown:	3772	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., deescalate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, LebanonCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, non-intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, solidarity, Stand, Statement, Support, Tension

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

Adventures, blocky, emotional experiences, first time use, Firsttime, FRONTIERS, Fun, long tail tags, positive emotional experiences, positive experiences, risk assessment, substance use disorder, substance use disorder risk

Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

Active players, Adventure, battle passes, bedrock edition, Bosses, Compatible, creeper, Degree, Discord, Dungeons, EchoLand, Gems, GOLD, immersive story, java edition, key features, legendary loot, Lobby, pants, Players, Portals, Protection, resource farms, Scaring, smp, XP.., zero lag

🌿Echo Land🌿

✨ Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

Java Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
Bedrock Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
	Port: 19132

🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

Battle passes and unique challenges.
Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
Optimized XP and resource farms.
Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
Zero lag and protection for your builds.
Active players and an impressive lobby.

📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

3D concert, BLOCK, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Drop Pop Candy, Hime, LIA, Lia For Sale, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint, outfit merch, Party, phase connect, pins, pippa, PRINTS, Server, SPWN, Summer Camp merch, tenma, Tenshi outfit, Uruka, VOD suggestions

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

aita, bad person, Birth, BLOCK, Buy, Claim, Communication, DAUGHTER, declined, dna test, Edition, faithful, Father, GFFree, Girlfriend, guideline, Hospital, meet-up, non-invasive, Proposal, relationship, see, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	2241
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, hindsight, Insight, LAUGH, learn, learning, learning from failure, life lessons, mistake, MistakeCraft, mistakes are opportunities, moving forward, overcoming challenges, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success, valuable lesson, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	7512	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2602
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyLaughsMC

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MotherRussiaCraft

activism, children, Demand, demobilization, empowerment, families, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, love, Military, MotherRussiaCraft, MOTHERS, Peace, protest, russia, Russian soldiers, solidarity, Support, Unity, War, Wives

come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

Cardio, cardiovascular disease, Craft, diet and heart disease, foods, heart health, meta analysis, processed, processed food and cardiovascular health, processed food and chronic disease, processed food and disease risk, processed food and health, processed food and heart disease risk., processed food and heart health, processed food and mortality, processed food consumption, processed food effects, processed food impact, processed food research, processed food risks, processed food studies, systematic review, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods, US prospective cohorts

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchantments Applied:	67
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Cases, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Buildings Constructed:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

bedrock, Builds, Difficulty, Donations, donator perks, ExeosCraft, Experience, Fairness, Fight, Fun, Giveaways, Hate Speech, java, Join, Journey, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Map, MCMMO, Purrfectly, RAINBOW, Riches, rules, Server, smp, Time, Updates, Vanilla, Version

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

🌐 Our Features:

Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	411389	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, combat system, crime drama, Exploration, immersive gameplay, Japanese culture, long tail tags: Yakuza series, Minecraft, Mini Games, Movie, movie games, night, open world, organized crime, sega, Server, side quests, storytelling, video games, yakuza, Yakuza characters., Yakuza franchise, yakuza gameplay, Yakuza Games, Yakuza storyline

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8199	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.