| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4750 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3017 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6393 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 70 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7060 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Votes: | 588 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 489 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 316 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2926 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1041 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3714 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8837 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 85 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9454 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8555 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 8287 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3152 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7055 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 394 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6215 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4646 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Description |
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| Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can visit our website and fill out the application form. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community. |
| How active is the Discord server? | We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2263 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5061 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.
No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.
So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!
