Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Gods Slained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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