Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

$1.74, 6.., banned, Beggar, big, Big mac, Buy, civilized world, Confused, Costs, Country, Cunt, dictatorial, GDP per capita, IVAN, Ivans, LGBT parades, Minecraft, poor Ivan, POVERTY, Rich, Server, shithole, stupid Ivan, totalitarian

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	3769
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	120	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	48009	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4601
Ores Mined:	3704	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	103
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	1054
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Potions Brewed:	106
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	1437
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8