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CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	403826	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	67
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
New Chunks Explored:	78697	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7461	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	1761
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Players:	100/900	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Votes:	1720	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2210