EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	938
Zombie Dances:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6123	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8524

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crops Grown:	7312
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	7913
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1013
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Days, Digging, Escape, facebook, Friends, instagram, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ready, Rewards, Server, Skills, socials, Store, Thatll, titles, twitter, Wiki

MineScape <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/nations-war-conquest-resources-buildings-discord-facebook-geopolitical-expansion-income-ranks-government-laws-plugins-join-silkspawner-crazyenchants-dynmap-essentials-griefprevention/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1398	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

1/2, Agent Record, All New Program, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Spears Created:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8135	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	2534
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HolidayNomzCraft

christmas dinner, favorite holiday food, festive cuisine, holiday comfort food, holiday cooking, holiday culinary delights, holiday desserts, holiday dining, holiday dishes, holiday indulgences, holiday meals, holiday menu, holiday recipes, holiday specialties, holiday traditions, holiday treats, HolidayNomzCraft, seasonal dishes, special holiday meals, Thanksgiving feast, traditional holiday food

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2993
Potions Brewed:	105	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Farms Harvested:	941	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1