”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	770
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	133
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4785

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ores Mined:	2139	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3131	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	4089	Potions Brewed:	157

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Animals Bred:	160	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18