””IT’S OVER” Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	257	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6168
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	New Chunks Explored:	777546
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension Hops:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	288274	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	6003
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	7910	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ores Mined:	7885

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	90/100	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	142	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2