””It’s Over” Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	249
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	470
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

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Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	165

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	5053

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Not Important Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Identity, important, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, my name, Not Important, Personal, Self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Farms Harvested:	385	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9944

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

#Arab community, Arab Americans, Arabs, Cheating, democrats, election, election results, Flip, Michigan, Michigan demographics, Michigan politics, Michigan swing voters, Minecraft, Mr.T, political analysis, political predictions, Politics, Server, swing state, swing voters, voter turnout, Voting, Whites

Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10