””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	4495	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	9631	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	366

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	146	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	4855	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	95/100	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4