Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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