Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Kraul’s Chill Survival Hub

survival gameplay, Dynmap Support, Local Hosting, Veinminer Enabled, friendly environment
Kraul Survival Server

Welcome to Kraul! A cool survival server that is online 24/7.

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Join the fun and see what Kraul has to offer!
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Ant Simulator: Build Your Colony

Survival Kit, ant colony teamwork, creative gameplay, end dimension, miner dream preset

# Ant Simulator

Welcome to Ant Simulator! This is a super flat world with the miner dream preset. Here, you can build your own colonies and tunnels, just like real ants!

Work as a team to make your ant colony thrive. You’ll get a starter kit to help you survive and grow.

Get ready to dig deep and build high!

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BlockBusters SMP Fun Zone!

Minecraft World Preservation, Customizable Player Experience, Cheating Prevention Measures, PvP Combat Mechanics, Fun

# BlockBusters SMP

## Description

BlockBusters is a cool PvP server for both Java and Bedrock. Here, folks can play solo or jump into PvP fights. No mods mean pure Minecraft vibes! Cheating? Nope! We stop that with plugins and watchful mods. Griefing is also a big no-no. We keep rules light for max freedom.

## What We Offer

– 🎮 Crossplay for Bedrock & Java (most versions) – 🍦 Vanilla style with just a few plugins – 🗼 Build what you want in a friendly crew – ⚔️ PvP with a combat tag system and no combat log – 🏰 Make clans and invite pals – 🎂 Fun events and contests – 📣 Full link between Minecraft and Discord – 🌍 No world reset, always online – 🔒 Stop cheating with plugins and mods

Join our Discord and add your name to the whitelist!

## Server Details:

– Server IP: block-busters.online – Discord: Join us! – Trailer: Watch here!

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Solarion SMP 18+ New Season!

Creative Collaboration Hub, Immersive Lore Adventure, community-driven projects, Interactive Social Spaces, smp

# Welcome to Solarion SMP!

A New Chapter Starts August 29, 2025!

Solarion SMP is ready for all! If you’re a pro or just new to Minecraft, this is your spot. Season 6 kicks off on 1.21.7 (maybe 1.21.8 if plugins let us). After 7 months of fun in Season 5, we’re excited to grow our crew of 20-30 active players.

## What is Solarion SMP?

– Whitelist: Only cool folks allowed. – Survival: Build, craft, and chill. – Inspired by Hermitcraft: We love creativity and teamwork. – Mature Vibes: 18+ only, with open chat (keep it respectful).

## Season 6 Highlights:

– Fresh World Reset: New seed, new fun! – Shopping District: Trade with diamonds. – Games District: Mini-games, parkour, and more. – Community Center: Mailboxes and a hangout hub. – Events: Contests and collabs to keep things lively. – Season Length: 6-8 months of fun.

## Cool Features:

– Running on Folia: Vanilla feel with some neat twists. – Drop Heads: Collect player and mob heads. – CoreProtect: No griefing, no worries. – Axgraves: Lost items? They’re safe in a chest. – Simple Voice Chat: Talk to friends nearby. – Player Sleep: Only 10% need to sleep to skip night. – Bluemap: 3D map you can view in your browser.

## How to Join:

1. Join our Discord: Discord Link 2. Fill out an Application: Tell us who you are! 3. Need a Second Chance?: Reapply if you don’t make it the first time.

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Get ready for fun, friends, and a fresh start on Solarion SMP! 🌟

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ZoinkSMP❗️UPCOMING❗️Whitelist Vanilla Java

Customizable Player Roles, Social Interaction Opportunities, ”’Minecraft community building, Immersive Voice Communication, diverse player base

# ZoinkSMP ❗️ UPCOMING ❗️

🏰 ZoinkSMP *Vanilla+ SMP (1.21.7)*

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Looking for a chill, long-term build server? This is the spot! No mods, just cool datapacks for fun and ease.

### Featured Datapacks: – Dungeons & Taverns – FurniCraft – BetterBundle – Tectonic – VanillaTweaks & CraftTweaks – Not Enough Trials + more!

No Elytras! Travel is grounded for a tight-knit vibe.

🎙 Optional voice chat For that extra fun!

Join us! We want long-term, dedicated players! 💎

📩 PM for Discord link if the one above is broken! Make sure to hit #roles to get access to Minecraft chat.

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