Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	331	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	7920
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Votes:	989

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	3655	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/800	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Buildings Constructed:	36
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1092	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Animals Bred:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	3079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	5666	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4324	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!