New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
New Server IP – Click to Copy