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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold. yep, u heard me right.

oh, and get this, the other day, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but our fearless leader, Steve, swooped in and saved the day with his enchanted diamond sword. it was like something out of a movie, i swear.

plus, we have the most epic build battles every saturday night. last week, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was so epic, even the creepers were impressed.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, come join us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • BodaciousBantaCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond over insecurities and struggles? Look no further! Join our server where we discuss body size, insecurities, and struggles while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Whether you’re 5’4″ or 7’2″, 200lbs or 400lbs, we welcome all body sizes and shapes. Share your struggles with finding the perfect armor fit or how your character’s hip dips are affecting their agility in battle.

    Our server is a safe space for all players to open up about their bodies and insecurities while enjoying the game. Plus, we have special armor sets designed to fit every body type perfectly!

    Join now for a supportive community, epic adventures, and the best armor customization options you’ve ever seen. Let’s build a world where body positivity reigns supreme, one block at a time!

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  • SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins

    SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins
    OMG, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you have to join because the admins are like, super cool and they give out free diamonds every day! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with your bare hands! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server and gives out enchanted golden apples to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So like, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve used that actually worked? Mine was “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world!” and it totally got me a date with a creeper. Join the server now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP #HerobrineDanceOff #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤪🎮🔥💎

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  • PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

    PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies
    Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous and hilarious fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond armor with a tutu to a pumpkin helmet paired with a cape made of feathers, we’ve got it all!

    Join our server and strut your stuff in the craziest outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might even start a new trend that takes the Minecraft world by storm! So come on, join us and show off your unique sense of style in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!

    KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!
    come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than north korea and rubio combined! our server is so rogue, it makes kim jong-un look like a fluffy bunny. come build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist. we have more explosions than a trump tweet storm and more chaos than a white house press conference. join now and experience the thrill of being a true rogue state in the world of minecraft!

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  • BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

    BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers
    so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

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