| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7567 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7143 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7306 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality in the best way possible.
Plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt that will blow your mind!
So why waste time thinking about Hitler when you can join our server and create your own epic adventure that will go down in Minecraft history as the craziest and most fun ever! Let’s do this, bro!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5443 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2544 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4657 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 333 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).
Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1440 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 563 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9520 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.
So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1891 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5114 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 145 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4589 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!
as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!
so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5826 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Server IP | play.broomstix.net |
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| Default ports | – |
| Discord server | Join Discord |
| Online In-game map | Visit Map |
A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.
A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.
A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.
A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.
A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4648 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 263 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 116 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).
Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8975 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8804 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 297 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 118 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.
But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?
Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5873 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.
On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?
And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1636 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1460 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 163 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5628 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7313 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5067 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6937 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
