Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6712
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ores Mined: 9196

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1277 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Villages Defended: 10
    Runes Activated: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Ores Mined: 6225
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Emeralds Found: 5566
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Crops Grown: 1465
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Farms Harvested: 125

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2006 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Executed Network

    Executed Network

    Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP play.alathramc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
    Website https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    • Custom Fishing
    • Towny
    • Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
    • Custom World
    • Custom Plugins
    • Movecraft
    • Brewing
    • Custom Mobs and Animals
    • Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

    For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I start my own town or city? Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
    Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra? Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
    Are there custom plugins on Alathra? Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
    Can I create moveable ships on Alathra? Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
    Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra? Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4401
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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