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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5717 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!