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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2496 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1308 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 25 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!