| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9579 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 238 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
IronLine Best Grief Server!
IronLine.mc-dns.net:25793
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9104 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8029 |
We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3122 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?
Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!
So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5882 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 65878 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4815 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4084 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 235849 |
Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.
Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.
So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7949 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9729 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!
So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1383 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3053 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.
play.opanarchy.net:25659
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 886 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| IP | torrentsmp.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/torrent |
| Versions |
Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.
| – An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience |
| – Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes |
| – Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights! |
| – Fully integrated economy system with player shops |
| – Custom armor and tools |
| – Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore |
| – Skyblock; with some twists |
| – The ability to raid other islands! |
| – Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more |
| – Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore |
| – Quests & jobs |
| – Epic PvP with teams/clans |
| – Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools |
| – King of the Hill |
| – Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system |
| – Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned! |
| – Duels & Arenas |
| – Custom fishing system |
| – Griefing and stealing allowed! |
Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6374 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 186 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.
And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 624 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4567 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4970 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.
So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4818 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3858 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 867223 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3929 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.
but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?
and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 280 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
