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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4742 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!