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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2830 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 244 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!