so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur own defenses to protect ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, on our server, u gotta be ready for anything cuz we got hezbollah coming for u! but dont worry, we got our own iron dome to protect u from their attacks. but, like, we heard that it might not be enough, so u gotta join our server and help us beef up our defenses! plus, we got llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time. come join us and show hezbollah who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Farms Harvested: 606
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Emeralds Found: 5361
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ores Mined: 7786
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3029 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Potions Brewed: 117
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 255
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 539
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3761 Zombie Dances: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Emeralds Found: 6905

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Runes Activated: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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