Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	7352	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	271	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	8969	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4814	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	4491	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	1009
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
New Chunks Explored:	190876	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	4810	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	9239	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Magic Items Found:	7208	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!