Ironclad Distractions: A World Where Everyone Enchants, Fights, and Accidentally Falls in Lava (No Hacks, We Promise!)

accidentally, Alliance forming, auction house, Community Events, competitive gameplay, custom enchantments, Default faction commands, distractions, economy-trading, Enchants, faction warfare, Falls, Fights, Hacks, Ironclad, Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, Ironclad Network, Land claiming, lava, Lifesteal Mechanics, Open-world combat, Promise, PvP, PvP enabled, PvP skills, Raiding, Skill Progression, strategic gameplay, Survival, Vanilla like enchantments, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	Ironclad Network

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’ve just launched a brand new world on 8/18/24, and we’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Economy & Trading
Skill Progression

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	9775
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2397

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Animals Bred:	83
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ores Mined:	4922	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	7091

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

Exploration Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, adult industry, Adult streaming sites, Adult video content, Adult video platforms, Adult video search, Adult video search engine., Adult video sites, Adult video streaming, adult websites, Boring, explicit content, Exploration, New Content Search, online videos, porn sites, Quest

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.

NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server

adoption, Boundaries, Choice, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, infertility, Kids, Minecraft, NoKidsNoProbs, perspective, reproductive health, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2079
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.

But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition

Borrowing, bridal shower, Edition, family conflict, family drama, grudge, holding a grudge, hurt feelings, refusing, rocky relationship, selfish, sentimental value, sister, sister rivalry, taking care of belongings, unsolicited opinions, vintage, vintage dress, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning, WeddingDressWars

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6670	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!

On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.

But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress

air pollution, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, copd, Disease Progression, emphysema, EmphysemaExpress, environmental particle pollution, healthy individuals, immune response, inflammation, inflammatory markers, lung function, lung health, LUNGS, macrophage activation, Macrophages, Patients, PixelPolution, respiratory disease, Spp1, upregulated

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Farms Harvested:	552
Dimension Hops:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got macrophages expressin’ high levels of Spp1, y’know? like, we linkin’ environmental particle pollution exposure to emphysema development, which is like, super important for COPD, yo. SPP1 be all up in dem lungs of patients, way more than dem healthy peeps. join dis server for some crazy science shenanigans and maybe even cure some virtual diseases while you at it. ain’t no other server like dis, fo’ realz.

Quantum Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, academic aspirations, academic goals, adult learner, career advancement, Career Change, challenging oneself, Crafters, determination, education journey, higher education, midwit, non-traditional student, Obsession, overcoming obstacles, passion for physics, personal growth, physics degree, pursuing dreams, Quantum, science enthusiast, self improvement, self-doubt

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo, bro, forget about boring old physics degrees, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time studying when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with us? Plus, who needs physics when you can have fun with virtual blocks all day? Join us for a wild ride of craziness and creativity, where the only degree you need is a degree in having a good time!