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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 458 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 879388 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
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