Players: |
92/800 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Gods Slained: |
1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
2 |
Enchantments Applied: |
139 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
3 |
Potions Brewed: |
40 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
10 |
Mines Excavated: |
3515 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, like what even is that?! and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers, like, how cool is that?!
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.
and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.
so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.