so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, like what even is that?! and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers, like, how cool is that?!

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.

and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.

so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 256
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Alien Abductions: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 127 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7795 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1898 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Star Shards Collected: 201

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9312
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6652 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Star Shards Collected: 245

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2911 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 60 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Crops Grown: 4428
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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