Iperios: Where you can level up your enchanting skills and start a war over who has the best lore!

beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Dynmap, Enchanting, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Government, Griefprevention, income, Iperios, Laws, LEVEL, Lore, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, Skills, smp, Start, Support, Territories, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/how-to-make-a-sewer-in-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>: Iperios Overview

Welcome to Iperios Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Features	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Refine McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer territories, earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	Conquer resources camps to expand your nation’s resources and territories.
Plugins	Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, CrazyEnchants.

How to Join:

To join, you must first join the Discord server and request whitelist. Visit #info-new-players for IP and starter information. A staffer will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing!

Contact Information:

Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn

Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs:

Q: Can I create my own nation?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join a nation that is already created.

Q: How do I conquer resources camps in-game?

A: Resources camps can be conquered to become your nation’s income source for geopolitical expansion. Contact staff for more information and support.

Q: What do I need to do to join the Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord server, request whitelist, follow the instructions in #info-new-players, receive a beginner kit from a staffer, and start playing!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7074
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	6796

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Votes:	6031
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4449	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9467	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4912
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	876
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	900	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2310
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Votes:	5933	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8955	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crops Grown:	9120
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zombie Dances:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!