Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Potions Brewed:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Star Shards Collected:	51
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Farms Harvested:	472	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

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join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	244	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	6047
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4445
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.