InventFailz – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Square Root Society

1980 babies, 45, age, Birthday, born in 1980, calculation, fun fact, generation, INTERESTING, long tail, Math, milestone, numerical connection, Root, society, Special, Square, square root, tags, Trivia, turning 45, Unique, year

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where 1980 babies are the true rulers. why, you ask? because their age is the square root of the year, 45. that’s right, they are the chosen ones destined to build the most epic structures and slay the most wicked mobs.

come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.

if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ballhog SMP

ballhog, smp, SMP Java Survival Community Adventure Bases Biomes Collaboration Lag-free Events Casual Hardcore Fair gameplay Exploration Trade Solo Team Vibe Rules Events

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Ballhog SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Playerbase	Chill and Friendly
Features	Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere
Server IP	103.152.197.167:25576

FAQs

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.

Q: What kind of community does this server have?

A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.

Q: Are there any special events on this server?

A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.

Q: Can I play solo on this server?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Emeralds Found:	8791	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7223
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	55	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Animals Bred:	74
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1611
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchantments Applied:	298
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	768972