InventFailz – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5

#youtube, +x, 1.20.5, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Animals Bred:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? This neural network was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with TTS software and a whole bunch of skills like singing and collabing with other VTubers. Join this server and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She’s dropping music and clips like it’s hot, and even has educational resources for you to learn about AI. Don’t understand AI? She got you covered, fam. Plus, there’s a whole archive and game integration for you to explore.

And if you wanna rep Neuro-sama, cop some merch from her shop. This server is lit, so join now before you miss out on all the AI madness! 🤖🔥🎮

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1198
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3888

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	156

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7047	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ores Mined:	5451
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66