Invasion of Minecraft SMP Land | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Items Found:	6594
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	165
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	633	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Emeralds Found:	783
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ores Mined:	608	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	8518	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	459	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Villages Defended:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Votes:	5635	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7337
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	74
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	5504
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Meteorites Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	91/900	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3385
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	3