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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2129 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
u ever feel like ur intuition is just a potato telling u what to do? well, come join our minecraft server and let ur potato guide u to victory! our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.
if u join now, u will be blessed by the great cheese god who will grant u the power to fly on a giant taco. u will also get a pet dragon that farts fireballs and a talking parrot that only speaks in puns.
but beware, there is a secret dungeon filled with evil llamas who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn them into socks. only the bravest of players can defeat them and claim the legendary sock sword as their prize.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of potatoes! who needs intuition when u have a potato telling u what to do?!
