| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1622 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Have Fun!
interzone.sytes.net
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 329 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Crops Grown: | 5206 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2871 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 147 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5523 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 293 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8708 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7993 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1368 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8516 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 802 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9139 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7490 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1598 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4715 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1315 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 937 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7399 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5142 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
mso.the-perch.net
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8604 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7844 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5666 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2842 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4555 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
