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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5508 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 208 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server, when suddenly you come across this dude who turns out to be the same person you argued with on a random meme page last week. like, what are the odds, man?
but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. we’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. not to mention, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, then this is the server for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper). oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who are using it as a front for their underground poultry empire? yeah, things get pretty clucked up around here.
