Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream house in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild llama riding a pig wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and starts singing show tunes. And you think to yourself, “Okay, that’s enough internet for today.”

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can join epic battles against an army of evil chickens led by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. Or participate in our annual hot dog eating contest where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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